A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his affliction.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. This will take your mind off sex and keep you going for much longer. It definitely works for me."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try the new advice, he ran home to his wife, where he found her in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they moved themelves into the 69 position.
Moments later he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and so fired the starter pistol. The next day he had to go back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Absolutely terrible"
"How do you mean?" the doctor asked.
"Well, when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour burst out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. This will take your mind off sex and keep you going for much longer. It definitely works for me."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try the new advice, he ran home to his wife, where he found her in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they moved themelves into the 69 position.
Moments later he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and so fired the starter pistol. The next day he had to go back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Absolutely terrible"
"How do you mean?" the doctor asked.
"Well, when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour burst out of the closet with his hands in the air!"